This is what would happen if The Little Mermaid got discovered by a record producer for her singing voice and became a complete asshole.

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Music and Lyrics: Rachel Bloom
Director: NIck Weiss
Cinematographer: Paul Rondeau
Editor: Patrick Sheffield
Song Producer: Ethan Carlson
Starring: Rachel Bloom
Additional singers: Matt Lourtie and Eileen O’Donnell
Featuring: Doug Mand, Clark Perry and Brad Potts
Club Dancers: Rebecca Delgado-Smith, Chris Smith, Julia Fong, Laura Levin, Ryan Lower, Ali Stroker, Bryana Servedio, Karen Costello, Dillon Magrann-Wells, Paul Mikesell, Chris Bramante, Logan Ludwig and Rob Trump
Merpeople: Eileen O’Donnell, Brent Ingelman, Brendan Naylor, Greg Burke and Kristen Rozanski
Makeup: Rachel Olson
Art: Matt Allamon
Mermaid tail: Thomas Shouse

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LYRICS:

This is a story about a beautiful mermaid and her journey away from the sea…

I was swimmin’ in the bay, my hair filled with flowers
When a shark came along, and chased me for hours
So I swam to beach, but got tangled in some kelp
So I started to sing to get some help
Then a record producer came along
And said, “Hey there, fishy, I like your song!”
And now:

I was a mermaid
And now I’m a pop star.
I was a mermaid,
And now I’m a pop star.
I was a mermaid,
And now I’m a pop star.
I was a mermaid,
And now I’m a pop star.

Now I’m livin’ like a pimp straight outta jail.
I hire a hottie full time to splash water on my tail.
Always dancing at the clubs at Hollywood or Sunset-oh,
I can’t wait to be out of this white trash ocean ghetto!

I was a mermaid.
And now I’m a pop star.
I was a mermaid.
And now I’m a pop star.

Please!
Come back to the sea!
(Come back to the sea!)
Every mermaid is essential to our precious underwater ecosystem.
(Ecosystem!)
Without you, we’re all slowly dying!
(Dying, dying!)

Oh, Poseidon, I’m sure you’ll be fine.
And if you’re ever near Bel Air, be sure to drop me a line!

I was a mermaid
And now I’m a pop star.
I was a mermaid,
And now I’m a pop star

I was a mermaid
And now I’m a pop star
I was a mermaid
And now I’m a popstar.

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